Sperm bank nurse in New York helps get my sample.

Hi! You're going to use this to collect your sample, and I'll be back in a little while to check in.

Hey, you know what, we are actually really backed up out there.

Is there any way I can help you speed this up?

Oh, yes please.

You'll see if I grab my boobs if you think that could help you speed this up a little faster.