Yup, I have a real hard-on for this man. I live in a small semi-rural town. There are plenty of straight men like this fella 'round these parts, and probably some who are closested, or quitely bi, or haven't had someone else diddling their wiener in a decade or more. I'd like to have two or three mature men who call me from time to time and let me know they're in need of some assistance. Too much to ask?